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TES caption competition


Did anyone keep the receipt?

Ian Dixson


Q How is the Mars space probe like Ofsted?

A It arrives uninvited. It digs around for dirt. Then it fails to communicate anything useful


Enter this week's caption competition at: You could win a pound;10 Oddbins voucher (pound;5 for the runner-up).

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