This week’s winner
Don’t tell him your name, Pike!
Capt Mainwaring
Runner-up
Says he’s been persecuted in the Atlantic and he wants asylum. Oh, and he can teach maths, if that would help.
Rodney Smith
Enter this week’s caption competition at: www.tes.co.ukcapcomp You could win a pound;10 Oddbins voucher (pound;5 for the runner-up).