TES website caption competition

Submit your entry for the picture on the right Enter this week's caption competition at: www.tes.co.ukcaption+competition You could win a pound;10 Oddbins voucher (pound;5 for the runner-up)

LAST week's picture (right)

WINNER

It is Christmas Day in the workhouse,

New Labour have brought them all back

A home for the idle and jobless,

To give them the fibre they lack;

John Prescott is there serving breakfast

School reform he just could not hack

So he leaked his dissent to the media

Now Tony has given him the sack!

Dennis Richards

Runner-up

Welcome to Muck Prescott's - enjoy your happy meal or else!

Ivor Jagg

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