Tony was apologetic about the traumatic tests, adding that his Leo was too young to have experienced their delights. He said: "We haven't introduced tests for two-year-olds yet - we're working on it". You read it here first.
Tony Blair visited the Eastern region Labour party in Ipswich last Thursday. Our mole at the private meeting informs us that a member from Bury St Edmunds told him she too had a son called Leo. Unfortunately, her seven-year-old, a great fan of Tony's, had been unable to attend because he was too exhausted after his national tests.