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Thank God it's Friday;Diary

MONDAY Up at seven. I wait by the telephone in case of work. A letter from East Kent area office tells me that supply teacher lists will no longer be distributed to schools and advises me to join an agency, although it will pay only a basic rate.

TUESDAY The phone rings and I am called to teach for the afternoon at a church school. As I gather my bags, the phone rings again. "Can you make that only two hours?" I make for the door. Third call. "An hour-and-a-half? We'll mark the register." "Sorry," says the bustling secretary when I arrive, "but we must watch the budget."

WEDNESDAY A high school has booked me to teach drama. Favourite school. Favourite lesson. We re-enact the sinking of the Titanic. Pupils build its upper deck from desks and chairs. I play the music while, with minimum direction, they re-enact the plight of passengers and crew. Success comes from the confidence of the headteacher who regards his regular team of supply teachers as an additional resource. During the afternoon, I cover for maths, science and geography. Over the years I've chalked up 40-plus subjects, including Spanish, cookery, car maintenance, needlework, sex education and tennis.

THURSDAY I have a prior booking at a nearby primary. "Do you think you can cope with the literacy hour?" I'm an English teacher, actor and journalist, but I'm stumped. Creative writing doesn't count, I'm told. Disappointed, really, because I'd bought a bagful of conkers as inspiration for stories and poems. Instead we work from textbooks continuing a dull story.

FRIDAY A wet morning teaching in a mobile. It's the worst class in this large village primary and I struggle to establish control. I find out it's been given to a NQT. Not surprisingly, five weeks into his first term he is losing confidence and is taking today off to learn behavioural management.

Saturday Work into the night on proofs for my book. Past midnight there's a commotion outside. My name is called, followed by "You bastard". A firework taped to a stone hurtles through the downstairs window. The glass is smashed, curtains torn, woodwork scorched. The police treat it as attempted arson by three school-leavers whom, they deduce, I must have offended. Sometime, somewhere. Spend Sunday clearing up. Still, I'm a teacher and, says Mr Blunkett, I mustn't complain.

Gregory Holyoake is an actor, writer and supply teacher in East Kent

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