Duh! Two weeks ago the diary had great fun with a letter written by John Sutton "long lost general secretary of the Secondary Heads Association" to the Sunday Telegraph about the wonders of caravanning. Sadly, the ex-union leader wrote no such thing ("I am not so far gone as to be spending my declining years writing to the Sunday Telegraph"). Unlike his namesake, he says he has "moved on" from his caravanning youth.
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