Cyclamen: Waiting to be measured for a new bra, the curtain is opened and in sidles the assistant... the words ‘Hi Miss’ initiate a rapid dressing action and brisk walk from the shop.
MistyRain: Browsing condoms with other half in Tesco.
Misnomer: Colleague taken to ward with new-born baby. She woke next morning to find a Year 11 girl in the next bed. And yes the girl did say “Good morning Miss”.
