Thomas the Privatised Tank Engine, Jeffrey Archer's prison menu, the trials of St Cake's school and its beleaguered headteacher, R J Kipling ("That boy is as thick as two short planks, yet the examiners have given him an A grade. Now he has lost his chance to go into the City"): enjoy Private Eye's satirical take on 2003. We have 10 copies of the Private Eye Annual to give away to Friday readers. To enter our draw, email email@example.com, marking your message Private Eye Offer, or send a postcard to the address below.
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