Diary - 5 best literacy blunders

29th January 2010, 12:00am

1. My favourite subject is history. I like looking into the post to see what I can find.

2. If you did something brave in the war you might get a meddle.

3. The most popular crisps were salt and vinegar and the least popular were ready slated.

4. We can all see things because we have a septic nerve that joins our eyes to our brians.

5. The best dinner is spagete bolonase. Its main ingredients are pasta, sause and minge meat.

Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.

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