a Prune your hedges

b Avoid men with beards

c Lock your doors and windows

2 What’s wrong with the new Iraqi flag?

a It features stars and stripes

b It looks like the Israeli flag

c If you look closely you can see George Bush smirking

3 Who did Cindy Jackson and Miles Kendall spend more than pound;100,000 to look like?

a Barbie and Ken

b Maggie and Dennis

c Pinky and Perky

4 What did Bournemouth police hand out to late-night revellers to head off violence?

a Kebabs

b Ecstacy

c Kit Kats

ANSWERS

1B, 2B, 3A, 4C