Teacher: “In which job would you hear ‘open wide, please’?”
Pupil: “Midwife.”
DEREK RAISHBROOK, COVENTRY
In last year’s GCSE geography exam, one candidate was describing standards of living and wanted to use the word “sewers”. The following were his attempts to get the correct spelling:
suyars
sewyars
suwers
sooars
suars
ANONYMOUS
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