Dare you to say you’re just offering a boring old education service

Values

Er, the principal’s sure he mentioned these on the mission statement

somewhere

Verification

Old Eric’s department is the best of the best, even if he has to say it

himself as the internal verifier

Vision and values

Yes, we have no bananas

Vision statement

A mission statement with orgasms, penned by the principal and analogous to

the Sermon on the Mount

Vocational education

You can’t say we haven’t tried

Voluntary redundancy

The principal puts some pearls before the Gadarene swine

Malcolm Burgess