AHAB HUNTS THE WHITE WHALE WITH GAELIC

Tha mi airson innse dhut.

Feumaidh mi innse dhut.

Nuair a chaill Ahab a chas ri muc-mhara bhàn bhrosnaich e fanaticism.

Bha na gluasadan sin nan tàmh ann an cuid eile a bha air an aon leòn fhaighinn.

Chuir e an gnìomh sealg gus a 'mhuc-mhara a leantainn air feadh an t-saoghail gus dìoghaltas fhaighinn.

Bha seo an aghaidh adhbhar a thurais: mucan-mara airson prothaid.

Rinn e rudan suarach, mar a bhith a’ fàgail grèim mòr airson a thòir a thogail.

Bha na h-oifigearan aige amharasach agus mì-chòrdail ris a’ phlana aige.

Tha mi a’ smaoineachadh gu bheil an leabhar gun fheum agus furasta a lasadh.

Chaidh a sgrìobhadh sgillinn gach facal.

Tha mi airson innse dhut.

Feumaidh mi innse dhut.

Nuair a chaill Ahab a chas ri muc-mhara bhàn thòisich e na fhìor dhiadhachd airson adhbhar.

Bha na brosnachaidhean sin neo-ghnìomhach ann an cuid eile a bha air an aon leòn fhaighinn.

Rinn e sealg gus a’ mhuc-mhara a leantainn air feadh an t-saoghail gus dìoghaltas fhaighinn.

Bha seo an aghaidh adhbhar a thurais: mucan-mara airson prothaid.

Rinn e rudan follaiseach, mar a bhith a’ fàgail grèim mòr airson a thòir a thogail.

Bha na h-oifigearan aige amharasach mun phlana aige agus na aghaidh.

Tha mi a’ smaoineachadh gu bheil an leabhar briathrach agus furasta magadh air.

Chaidh a sgrìobhadh sgillinn gach facal.

I want to tell you.

I need to tell you.

When Ahab lost his leg to a White whale it prompted fanaticism.

These impulses were dormant in others who had suffered similar injuries.

He implemented a hunt to follow the whale around the world to get revenge.

This was averse to the purpose of his voyage: whaling for profit.

He did flagarant things, like leaving a big catch to pick up his persuit.

His officers were dubious and discordant to his plan.

I think the book is redundant and easy to lampoon.

It was written a penny per word.

I want to tell you.

I need to tell you.

When Ahab lost his leg to a White whale it started an extreme devotion to a cause.

These motivations were inactive in others who had suffered similar injuries.

He carried out a hunt to follow the whale around the world to get revenge.

This was against the purpose of his voyage: whaling for profit.

He did blatant things, like leaving a big catch to pick up his persuit.

His officers were suspicious of and against his plan.

I think the book is wordy and easy to make fun of.

It was written a penny per word.