Snow White Pantomime Script in 2 Acts

A comedy pantomime which is mainly “Snow White" but with a slight hint of “Labyrinth”, designed for secondary school age students. It includes speaking parts for 20, with suggested but optional songs. Feel free to adapt any way you like, the whole modern day framing device could be removed for a shorter play.

SAMPLE SCENE:

JENNY
No one really knew how and why for sure, but suspicionfor the murder fell upon the Kings new bride, the evil stepmother, I think she may have had something to do with it!

The EVIL QUEEN blusters in, waving arms around.

QUEEN
Lies, all lies, I tell you! Fakes News! It was nothing to do with me! Just because I cut the brakes in her car and gave her the poison, I’m innocent! It was a hot day, all I did was give her a nice choc-ice. A Novo-chok ice! I never killed anyone, only my first husband, and it wasn’t my fault, it was a crime of passion … I hit him over the head with a crate of passion fruits. But anyway, it wasn’t me! It was the one armed man! It was Hilary Clinton! Check her email servers! Check them I tell you!

SNOW WHITE
Daddy, may I have a new pony please?

KING
Of course dear, here is a bag of gold. Go down to Tesco, I hear they have a lot of good horse meat there. Get a few new ponies while you are at it.

QUEEN
You really do spoil that girl, you know.

KING
If I cant spoil my only child, who can I spoil?

QUEEN
What about me? Your stunning new bride? And you spend far too much on presents for her, have you seen the state of our finances? We are all feeling the pinch because of this wretched Brexit.

KING
Maybe you could start by spending less on beauty products.

QUEEN
But I need all of them! Do you think I look this ravishing by chance? That maybe I’m born with it? No, it is Olay all the Way! And now I have moved here I have to import everything, its so expensive. The local Morrisons has nothing! I bathe in blood every morning for my complexion… do you have any idea how hard it is to find virgin blood in (INSERT LOCAL AREA HERE)? I’ve had to resort to using childrens tears! (Walking into the audience) Hmmm, I wonder if there are any children out there I could squeeze… Ugh no… far too sweaty!