Staff Pantomime - A Christmas Carol

This side-splitting staff pantomime version of A Christmas Carol reimagines Ebenezer Scrooge as a grumpy headteacher who’s lost his festive spirit – until a few familiar school ghosts (and plenty of chaos) help him find it again!

Packed with staff-room humour, school in-jokes, and hilarious nods to everyday teaching life, this script is perfect for staff pantos, Christmas assemblies, or end-of-term celebrations.

What’s included:
A full-length, easy-to-perform panto script (3–4 acts)
15+ flexible speaking roles (expandable with ensemble parts or cameos)
Music and cue suggestions
Editable sections so you can add your school name, staff members, and local references for maximum laughs
Features Scrooge the Headteacher, Bob Cratchit the overworked TA, the Ghosts of Reports Past, Present and Yet to Come, and a staffroom full of festive mischief!

Why you’ll love it:

Written for teachers, by teachers – it’s witty, relatable, and brilliantly adaptable
Ideal for staff performances or fundraising nights
Minimal props or set required – perfect for a quick turnaround before the holidays
Combines all the charm of Dickens’ original with the madness of modern school life
Bring some festive fun (and a few well-earned giggles) to your staffroom this Christmas with A Christmas Carol: The Staff Panto Edition!