This rap has good rhythm and rhyme. Some of it is entirely my own. Some of it came from working with the children. The odd line is from elsewhere - you’ll recognise bits I am sure. Sept 2019: revised and improved - with references to apples for this year [malus domestica]. Both original and new versions available here. My class wore caps and bling and tried out the ‘attitude’ to give a very confident and entertaining performance at Harvest. Many others have enjoyed using it since I first posted it. Please enjoy using it, adapting it, or extracting some of the ideas for your own performances. And please don’t pass it off as your own though. Have fun - and leave feedback!