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Can we just stop and talk about polka-dot and chevron patterns for a moment? What happened people? Did I miss a memo? Have all primary school teachers been forced by law to hang a string of turquoise polka-dot bunting on their classroom walls? No judgement to you if you make those cutesy items. But as a male primary school teacher, I just need a bit of something else! So, with the help of my Graphic Designer wife, we've come up with something that's hopefully a little bit more...unpinteresting!