Our School's Got Talent Leavers' Assembly

Our School's Got Talent Leavers' Assembly
With a panel of judges drawn from teaching staff and school students, is there any possibility of justice - when it comes to judging the contestants?!
Cast Size: 15 – 30 (For larger cast – up to 90 – see Production Notes)
Duration: Around 20-30 minutes (to up to an hour – see Production Notes)
Sample Text
Music 1 - John Williams: Summon the Heroes
(Everyone files in and takes up places)
Head Teacher: Good morning and welcome to our Leavers Assembly for Year 6s. I have great pleasure in
(Sound of ‘ranting’ from off stage, as Rant and Heck ‘explode’ onto stage)
Rant: (Hysterically) Us? Today? Presenting a school version of Britain’s Got Talent?
Heck: Why, yes! Oh heck! Didn’t I mention this to you?
Rant: (Exploding) Didn’t I mention this to you? Well, of course you didn’t! Do you seriously think I would have agreed?
Heck: (Spluttering) But… but…
Rant: But… but… nothing! You’ve talked me into more than enough daft situations in the past – but not today!
Heck: (Turning to Head Teacher) Oh heck! This probably isn’t what you were hoping for?
Rant: And who’s this?
Head Teacher: I’m the head teacher of …… Primary School. (Advances towards Rant with outstretched hand) So pleased to meet you! Allow me to introduce you, Rant (pointing to Rant) and you, Heck (pointing to Heck) to our audience assembled here today! You’re just in time to kick off our 2016 Leavers Assembly!
Rant: (Incredulously) Kick off? Kick off, did you say? Well, if it’s Wayne Rooney … (pauses and mutters) …hmm, make that Lionel Messi - that you want to ‘kick off’ things today – you’re out of luck!
Heck: No! No! He doesn’t need an international football star! He asked for us!
Head Teacher: But if it’s too much trouble …
Heck: Oh heck! Of course it’s not! Rant and Heck at your service!
Other Leavers Assemblies by Sue Russell:
• Olympics Leavers Assembly
• School's Out Leavers' Assembly
• It’s Good to be Me Leavers Assembly
• Leavers Assembly for Year 6s