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I'm the ICT Technician at the school and I run the drama club. Every Christmas and at the end of the school year I write an original script for my drama group to perform. These scripts are available for you to purchase. I've also started to write class assembly scripts and plan to upload these as they are created. Please feel free to download and browse the samples of all the available scripts before making a purchase. I hope you and your students enjoy the scripts as much as we have!

I'm the ICT Technician at the school and I run the drama club. Every Christmas and at the end of the school year I write an original script for my drama group to perform. These scripts are available for you to purchase. I've also started to write class assembly scripts and plan to upload these as they are created. Please feel free to download and browse the samples of all the available scripts before making a purchase. I hope you and your students enjoy the scripts as much as we have!
Ancient Egyptian Assembly Script
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Ancient Egyptian Assembly Script

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A script for an Assembly about the ancient Egyptians. The script covers the topics hieroglyphs, pyramids, the making of mummies and the River Nile amongst others. The scrip is aimed at a class of 25 or more students with a number of named characters. Very few props are required and there is the ability to insert a quiz at the end of the assembly.
Healthy Foods Assembly Script
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Healthy Foods Assembly Script

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This has been written for a year 3 assembly but can easily be adapted for other age groups. The assembly follows the adventures of Big Skeleton, Little Skeleton and their dog Sherlock Bones. Big and Little just want to eat junk food all day so Sherlock tells them all about how to have a healthy diet. Cast: The cast is easily adaptable to suit a class of 25 or more children. Main characters: Narrator Big Skeleton Little Skeleton Sherlock Bones The Carbohydrates Group The Fats and Sugars Group The Proteins Group The Dairy Group The Fruit and Vegetable Group Props: A bag of crisps A “script” for the narrator See through sandwich bags containing weights of sugars (x4) A 45g bar of Dairy Milk A bottle of banana milkshake A box of Coco pops A diary A radio (doesn’t have to work) Music: Suggested: Food groups are Rockin’ Tonight (available through YouTube) Funny Bones cartoon theme and end credits. Duration: The script should last about 15 to 20 minutes; this does not include music. The script can be edited or amended to suit the needs of the children taking part in the assembly or to fit in with what the students have been covering in class.
Rivers Assembly Script
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Rivers Assembly Script

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Cast: The cast is easily adaptable to suit a class of 25 or more children. **Main characters: ** Dragon 1 Dragon 2 Dragon 3 Voice Over Person Pitcher 1 Pitcher 2 Props: Red and brown sauce bottles 2 images showing a badly designed flood defence and a well-designed one. Feel free to use the images I created to be used in our assembly at the end of the scrip Music: Suggested: Sound of Music Clip Dragons Den opening credit music Duration: The script should last about 20 to 25 minutes; this does not include music. The script can be edited or amended to suit the needs of the children taking part in the assembly or to fit in with what the students have been covering in class.
Paul Pan - The boy who couldn't fly. A pantomime for staff to perform to students.
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Paul Pan - The boy who couldn't fly. A pantomime for staff to perform to students.

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Paul Pan is Peter Pans brother. Whilst Peter is away the Evil Captain Spoon captures Wendy! Can Paul, along with his friend Dame Nanna, rescue Wendy and defeat Captain Spoon and his henchmen Smee and Hee? This is a pantomime written with the idea in mind that the staff perform it for the students. This could be at an end of year show or at Christmas when pantomimes are traditionally performed. The script is for 6 persons. No backdrops, scenery or sound effects are required. Props are kept to a minimal (a sword and a fake rolling pin!) And, apart from the Dame’s costume, dressing the characters should be easy! The Dame is traditionally played by a man and requires an over the top dress, make up and a larger than life character. I hope you enjoy the script!
A Christmas Caroline - A 10 minute modern take on the Christmas classic
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A Christmas Caroline - A 10 minute modern take on the Christmas classic

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An original comedic play which is a modern take on the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. Caroline Scrooge is a grumpy teacher who hates Christmas. After a visit from her old teaching assistant (whom she over worked) She is visited by a fairy (Fairy Nuff) who takes Caroline to see Father Christmas to teach her the true meaning of Christmas. A play with a cast of 10 actors who can be male or female. Props are minimal and can be easily created. There are 3 separate scenes although no scenery is required. The play lasts about 10 minutes and is suitable for ages 11-14. The play would work well for an end of term performance as part of your Christmas celebrations.
A bundle of the scripts for 10 minute staff pantomimes to perform to students.
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A bundle of the scripts for 10 minute staff pantomimes to perform to students.

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This bundle contains samples of short pantomime scripts that staff can rehearse and perform to students. I was asked by the governors of the school to produce a script for a pantomime that they and staff could perform to the students. They felt that the this was something that the children would enjoy (they loved it!) and it would be something different for them. Rehearsal time was minimal for us due to work load. Scripts were given out a couple of weeks in advance but we only came together on the morning of the performance to read through the lines. We went on stage with the scripts in hand but the children didn’t mind as they just loved that the staff were being silly and entertaining them! I hope you enjoy the scripts and I hope to write more soon!
Ancient Egypt Assembly script _ SAMPLE
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Ancient Egypt Assembly script _ SAMPLE

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SAMPLE A script for an Assembly about the ancient Egyptians. The script covers the topics hieroglyphs, pyramids, the making of mummies and the River Nile amongst others. The scrip is aimed at a class of 25 or more students with a number of named characters. Very few props are required and there is the ability to insert a quiz at the end of the assembly.
The Inspection Before Christmas - SAMPLE - A pantomime for staff to perform to students
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The Inspection Before Christmas - SAMPLE - A pantomime for staff to perform to students

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This is a sample of the full script which available to buy Jack and Jill are back to save the school once more in an original pantomime. It’s Christmas Eve and there is to be a last minute inspection. The evil You’va Nochance is determined that the school will fail and will stop at nothing to ruin the day. Join our intrepid duo assisted my Dame Dolly Dollop, Miss Take and Miss Place as the inspector visits a school where the display boards haven’t been changed in five years! This is a pantomime written with the idea in mind that the staff perform it for the students. This could be at an end of year show or at Christmas when pantomimes are traditionally performed. There are a few simple props which are easily created and two simple sound effects (a door bell and a phone ring). No back drops or scenery are required for this panto and, apart from the Dame’s costume, dressing the characters should be easy! The Dame is traditionally played by a man and requires an over the top dress, make up and a larger than life character. I hope you enjoy the script!
World War 2 Assembly Script
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World War 2 Assembly Script

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This assembly script is written for 25 or more performers. The script follows two evacuee children from when they first listen to the declaration of war on the radio, through their evacuation and eventual return home after the war. They are taken in by an elderly couple who teach them about make do and mend and then they join in a summer fete with a Bake Off twist! Props are kept to a minimum and there are a couple of sound effects e.g. air raid sirens, train guards whistle. Suggested songs could be any traditional war time songs e.g. We’ll meet again or White Cliffs of Dover.
Save the Talent Show - A pantomime for staff to perform to students
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Save the Talent Show - A pantomime for staff to perform to students

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Mrs Meanie is the evil head teacher who thinks that fun isn’t part of a school life. Will she manage to ruin the school talent show or will our heros Jack and Jill save the day? This was performed by the governors and staff of the school who wished to do something different for the children. As with traditional panto Dolly Dollop is the Dame played by a man and when it was performed the governor had made sprout earrings and really dressed up for the occasion! He hid and wasn’t seen by the children or other staff members until his appearance on stage. Due to lack of rehearsal time (we had a read through for an hour the morning of the performance!) the cast went on with scripts in hand. We felt that this didn’t impact the performance at all, if anything, added to the silliness of it! There are parts of the script which will allow you to use references to local places to add that personal comedic touch! I hope that it gives your students as much enjoyment as ours received from seeing the staff in a different light! There is no scenery, backgrounds or props required (except a clipboard) There are excerpts of some music that you will require (Macarena, YMCA and the Flower Duet) 6 x Speaking roles and as many non-speaking extras as want to take part!
Real French - A 10 minute play
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Real French - A 10 minute play

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Real French is a play that is was written for eleven students but you can easily double parts up if you had less students. Madam Pantalon is teaching the children their very first French lesson but it turns out she can’t actually speak French! Cue comedy and the butchering of the French language as she continues the lesson despite her lack of knowledge, much to the bemusement of the class. No back drops or scenery is required. Only one prop book and one ringing bell sound effect required.
Roman Assembly Script
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Roman Assembly Script

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A Roman assembly script covering Julius Caesar, the invasion of Britain, gladiators, Roman numerals and Pompeii. Cast: The cast is easily adaptable to suit a class of 25 or more children. Main characters: Child 1 & 2 (comedy duo of sorts!) Pliny the Younger Julius Caesar Props: A box or large piece of card on which has an arrow that can be pointed at either Latin or English. Cards with Emperor, Senate, Consul, Plebeians, Salves written upon them. Music: Suggested: • The Roman Numeral Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1UmAgekzbs • Just like a Roman - SingUp or Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYdoqFmJf6o Duration: The script should last about 15 to 20 minutes; this does not include music. The script can be edited or amended to suit the needs of the children taking part in the assembly or to fit in with what the students have been covering in class.
Carrie Trotter and the Christmas Scone. A 10 minute Christmas play.
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Carrie Trotter and the Christmas Scone. A 10 minute Christmas play.

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Carrie Trotter and her friend Harmony Danger are students at Piggy Pimples School of Magic. It is Christmas eve and Professor Bumbledor has some awful news, the evil Goldigore is planning to ruin Christmas by stealing the special power source for Father Christmas’s sleigh… The Christmas Scone. Can Carrie defeat Goldigore in time or will Christmas cease to exist as we know it? A 10 minute Christmas play written for seven characters. No scenery or backdrops are required. Sound effects are minimal and not necessary if you are unable to supply them. Props can be easily created or sourced.
Christmas News - 10 minute Christmas script
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Christmas News - 10 minute Christmas script

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Christmas News is a short 10 minute Christmas script for 8 characters. Brad and Samantha are news reporters interviewing a number of different characters. We have Kirsty, a reporter suffering from satellite time delay, Mary and Joseph, the bull who was in the stable, and two children who believe that there is a Christmas conspiracy! The characters can be renamed to suit a differing amount of male/female actors. Very few props required and only one sound effect (which isn’t necessary)
The Inspection Before Christmas - A pantomime for staff to perform to students
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The Inspection Before Christmas - A pantomime for staff to perform to students

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Jack and Jill are back to save the school once more in an original pantomime. It’s Christmas Eve and there is to be a last minute inspection. The evil You’va Nochance is determined that the school will fail and will stop at nothing to ruin the day. Join our intrepid duo assisted my Dame Dolly Dollop, Miss Take and Miss Place as the inspector visits a school where the display boards haven’t been changed in five years! This is a pantomime written with the idea in mind that the staff perform it for the students. This could be at an end of year show or at Christmas when pantomimes are traditionally performed. There are a few simple props which are easily created and two simple sound effects (a door bell and a phone ring). No back drops or scenery are required for this panto and, apart from the Dame’s costume, dressing the characters should be easy! The Dame is traditionally played by a man and requires an over the top dress, make up and a larger than life character. I hope you enjoy the script!
Christmas Collection
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Christmas Collection

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Save 25% A comedic collection of six short scripts all based around a Christmas theme. Will Drac enjoy his first Christmas party? Will Caroline Scrooge learn to love Christmas? Will Mrs Potts survive the Reception class nativity play? Find out all the answers and more here!
MC Beth - 10 minute play based on Shakespears Macbeth
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MC Beth - 10 minute play based on Shakespears Macbeth

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It is the last school disco of the year and 3 friends decide that Duncan King must not be allowed to ruin this one with his poor MC-ing skills. They convince Beth that it’s her destiny to become the greatest school disco legend ever… MC Beth. Will it all work out in the end or is MC Beth in for a short reign? This is a play written for 8 actors and should take no more than 10 minutes. There are few costume requirements apart from a crown, cape and sunglasses for Duncan King. Props are kept to a minimum and are easy to create. No scenery or back drops are required. A couple of sound effects are required.
4 x Assembly Scripts   **SAVE 33%**
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4 x Assembly Scripts **SAVE 33%**

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SAVE 33% A bundle of four original assembly scripts. These have been written with a class of 25+ students in mind and can be adapted to fit what the students have been studying in class. The scripts are designed to make sure that the assembly is a memorable one! Samples and more information on individual scripts can be downloaded from within my shop.
Misdemeanours in the classroom - A 10 minute pantomime for staff to perform to students
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Misdemeanours in the classroom - A 10 minute pantomime for staff to perform to students

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Miss De Meaner (or Mr Meaner if being played by a man!) is the new head teacher at the school. To staff and students she is the perfect head teacher but really she has a master plan to rule the world! Can our brave students Jack and Jill supported by the staff (Miss Place, Miss Take and Dolly Dollop the lunch lady), defeat the evil and save the school? This is an original pantomime script for staff to perform to students. It was written after the school governors decided they wanted to do something special for the students at Christmas although it can be performed at any time. There are six main parts and 3 smaller parts who only have a couple of lines to say. Back drops and scenery are not required and props are kept to a minimum (a small loaf, a white sheet and 3 cloaks.) There are two optional sound effects but these really aren’t required for the plot. When our staff performed the pantomime our rehearsal time was an hours read through in the morning. We took the scripts on stage with us and in all honesty the children didn’t mind one bit! They just loved seeing the staff do something special for them. I hope you enjoy the script as much as our children did!